okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”
You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.
"Are you serious right now, Dad?"
"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."
LISTEN UP KIDDOS
Dominion is a new show. It’s really really really good. It’s only been 6 episodes but it’s already amazing. It contains great characters that are diverse in pretty much every way possible—race, religion, gender, sexuality, etc. They’re equally main and badass. I can go on forever about why you should watch it.
NOT TO MENTION THEIR AMAZING ANGEL WINGS.
SO THIS THURSDAY, EPISODE 7 WILL AIR!! DEPENDING ON VIEWS AND NUMBER OF TWEETS, IT WILL BE DECIDED IF WE GET SEASON 2.
If you guys could help us it would be really great ahhh.
The show is also the same genre as Supernatural. Main characters include Michael, Uriel and Gabriel. So if you’re an Spn fan, you would actually really enjoy the episode.
I tweeted the producer and lead actor as u see in the screenshot. Don’t let me down *sobs*
oh, and for those of you asking, it’s on SyFy!
Guess what I’m gonna watch
why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade
❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤
NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.
Ugh this is annoying
The fork pissed me off so much.
264. A group of 6th and 7th year muggleborns managed to build a TARDIS that was actually bigger on the inside thanks to the Undetectable Extension Charm.
we’re here to fuck shit up.
ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why
I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley
the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.new york to haiti
greenland is right out
ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want
Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.
Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?
There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.
In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:
As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.
Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.